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20 Questions to a Better Relationship
eXpressive: 5/10
Practical: 2/10
Physical: 5/10
Giver: 4/10
You are a RSYT--Reserved Sentimental Physical Taker. This makes you a Brute.
You are volatile, stormy and incredibly sexy. You have a hungry, fascinating way about you. You are a riot when you're happy and a menace when you're angry. You are strangely appealing to your target sex, and they find themselves drawn in despite their wiser instincts.
In your professional life, your type makes you a star, a force to be reckoned with, and the one people trust when they have a problem that's beyond them. In a relationship, you are a bull in a china shop, and if your partner isn't clever s/he may get plowed down. I could warn you to be more communicative with and sensitive to your partner, but that's just not going to happen. You don't ask much of your significant other, so you have no tolerance for high demands on you. For you, it's either love it or leave it.
You work hard and play hard. You enjoy a good drink. You have had many lovers and will have many more. People try and fail to get you into bed. They want you for a friend and fear you as an enemy.
This may not sound too flattering, but the truth is that because you know yourself so well you're happier in a relationship than most everybody else.
Hemingway would write about you. Maybe Hemingway is you.
Of the 41299 people who have taken this quiz, 3.1 % are this type.
I'm Hemingway, great. I've been feeling really distant lately
the whole.... i've just fallen from 10385410834 flights of stairs
onto some marble floor.... my body just there, splat against the
ground.. yet i can still feel my heart beating, but i cannot move
but everything else is moving. It kinda sucks. My head is going to cave in
im smell like rat pee, look like baby diapers, and every time i say
BOOGER BUTT, it's still funnier than the last time i said it.
Going into debt is fun, still working my way towardssss more bills, tis fun.
this thinking gig sucks.
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[27 Jul 2004|12:23am] |
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What is your favorite..
gum: orbit
restaurant: copelands
drink: mudslide
season: spring
type of weather: sunny with a cool breeze, or cold with big snow flakes
emotion: what ever feeling isnt sad
thing to do on a half day: eh?
late-night activity: sleep.
sport: death
city: philly
store: h&m
When was the last time you..
cried: this morning
played a sport: week ago
laughed: around 8:30 tonight
hugged someone: about 9:10 pm
kissed someone: last night.
felt depressed: 1.3 seconds ago when i realized i was filling out a survey
felt elated: 2 weeks ago.
felt overworked: ... work eh.
faked sick: a year and some odd months ago
lied: 5 questions ago
What was the last..
word you said: fuck
thing you ate: rum cake
song you listened to: theme to three's company
thing you drank: water
place you went to:
movie you saw: jackass
movie you rented: donk ask i dont remember
concert you attended: hfs
Who was the last person you..
hugged: j man
cried over: chris
kissed: macy
danced with: emily
shared a secret with: shane
had a sleepover with: danielle
called: andrew
went to a movie with: my mother
saw: bailey
were angry with: father
couldn't take your eyes off of: hot guy @ h&m
obsessed over: lets not go there
Have you ever..
danced in the rain: 4 days ago
kissed someone: no shit.
done drugs: no.
drank alcohol: yes.
slept around: depends on who you ask.
partied 'til the sun came up: yes
had a movie marathon: yes....
gone too far on a dare: not exactly..
spun until you were immensely dizzy: yes.
taken a survey quite like this before: seen one, seen them all.
hoof shoes are mans best friend.
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| duhr.... long day |
[17 Jun 2004|10:56pm] |
What kind of disease are you?
Cara: | Cara is caused by alien mind control rays.
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Cara will slowly turn infected subject into a dinosaur.
Drinking a mixture of raw eggs mixed with powdered paint is a good cure for Cara. | |
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| and i thought things couldnt get worse. |
[17 Jun 2004|11:34am] |
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I should be crying but I just can't let it show
I should be hoping but I can't stop thinking
Of all the things we should've said that we never said
All the things we should have done that we never did
All the things that you wanted from me
All the things that you needed tell me
All the things I should have given but I didn't
Oh darling make it go away
Just make it go away now
i don't know how much longer i can hold on to my sanity
it's pratically dangaling by a thred
note to self ramsus leaving for pr for good.
grandmother is having another surgery, i doubt she'll make it through
she's so weak. my great aunt died of a heart attack on tuesday.
i miss love, i need love to validate myself, not another human.
but hey, even i can't seem to make myself happy.
i think even if i did bleach my hair with vol. 20 w/ white powder it
still wouldnt even turn remotely "blonde blonde"
might as well dye it back black... im not down with having
my hands look like i fisted a cows insides though
i'll try to remind myself to stay away from the phone
when im intoxicated, still have too many ex bfs #'s lying
around and it's an easy enough excuse to be drunk and call.
-cara
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[16 Jun 2004|07:26pm] |
your pussy is so nice, meeeeow
i cant get that song out of my head now fuck.
you are either a record nerd or not a scenester at
all. you are the coolest of the bunch. bravo,
dude.
what type of lame scenester are you?
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[07 Jun 2004|09:06am] |
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i really must have better things to do with my time
but i don't...
tv is rotting my brain
WORK WORK WORK SHE GOES!
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[06 Jun 2004|01:01pm] |
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THESE ARE A MUST
recomended reading: choke by chuck palahniuk
oz fest again @ Nissan Pavilion July 18
http://www.pooltradeshow.com/ august 30 - september 1'st
THEhotel @ mandalay bay las vegas baby ow!
in other news:
things are going swell, it's still overcast and
random flakes of eye crud are fluttering away from
my eyes as I blink; such is life. I believe i've
disposed of all negative influences and others that
cannot seem to get too much of a good thing, and not
the better part of me. So, so much for trying to show
some humanity I mean what the fuck is humanity anyway
half of the population is barbaric enough to go out
and sink their pearly whites into a calf leg. moo?
I now know why retail sucks, and it's beyond sucking
it's vicious and ugly and horrid. "The Great Depression"
sure lack of money may have been one thing, but being rude
is another.. can't pay up, get the fuck out. I don't want
your life story as to how you can't afford something, how
you even got there in the first place. A) it's none of my business.
B) you think i'm going to show you some sympthoy, give me a fucking break.
and C)There is this thing called necessity and
it just so happens, every thing in this world isn't necessarily a
necessity.
At anyrate me being manager is a big no no, and I don't want it, i'd be liable to punch someone up side their head if they ask too many stupid retarted questions. I don't have the patience, nor my "precious time" I know i've said it many times before.. i need to figure out what im going to do and quick
ps. i have sexy bed head ^_^
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[27 May 2004|10:38am] |
rice crispies really do look like maggot pies.
humans lie
any of this is really obvious
lip gloss not lip stick
cute waitors lead to a quickie in the bathroom
( unfortunately it all took place in a book )
I now have something to look forward to
They should make a pill that cures stubborness
im going to be dying my hair once again
I really could care less at this point if it falls out or not
fridays are cool, i like fridays, tomorrow is friday
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[17 May 2004|09:27am] |
driving down the lane in a black car
road rage and a an asian girl that couldnt
drive, rolled down the window grabbed her by
the throat shoved a black comb down her jaw
squeeze her neck as if i was trying to make her
drown...
kinda poetic isn't it? funny my dreams scare me
sometimes... is it possible that i want to kill?
im not sure how i should be feeling about all of this
IM NOT MAKING ANYMORE COOKIES FOR ANYONE UNTIL
I HAVE YOUR HEART!
yes that means you, i don't think i could bring
myself to make cookies for anyone anymore :*(
XHEATWILLBETHEDEATHOFMEX
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[15 May 2004|11:32pm] |
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here goes a long entry if i can't help it... alright
so lets start off with the drama for your babys deceased momma
work- sucks... im going to now complain so discontinue reading
when it comes to vanity some are first in line, like guys
for whatever reason well all humans for that fact,
(on a side note, my inner thighs hurt like i've been riding a
mechanical bull all night)
anyway.. so you get order a tux right, simple shit... its just
a jacket, imagine it like a really fancy members only jacket
but wool? or maybe polyester.. quite possibly it might have
a little lable that stated some designer who got some 5 year old
in japan to sew it for a penny, while you got a piece of gum in
your mouth that cost a quarter. Meanwhile, your mother is sitting
at the table flipping through pictures and looking at these pristine
models of guys who are most likely gay and care too much about how
they look, and someone else dresses them, which means they probably
have someone to wipe their ass as well.
so this is coming from a girl who possibly might be a monther one day
and then all of this will be totally contradictory, but hopefully... yeah
thats way too creepy to think about, like I was saying the mom is looking
through the book, and she remembers her past times thinking "oh gee this
isn't what we wore" well no shit, times change and your son isn't
as hot as bradd pitt, nor will he ever. Unless he undergoes drastic
plastic surgery like most of the media-lites that you see on tv.
Being unkempt and having bedhead is hot, but being greasy and dirty in
the... hi i sleep in my own feces; isn't hot at all.
continuing along with this, the kid tries on his outfit that his mother
picked out for him and he looks decent because it's not every day
that the average guy has on slacks, jacket and a shirt that chokes off
any oxygen that might possibly make it down your neck and to your blood
stream. My god are these guys fucking full on sexy. Last year Mr. Mikey Mike
was all dolled up in his gear, super stud, Em can back me up on this of course.
too bad all these bitches have girlfriends.
Oh yeah about that whole vanity thing, its pretty cool until someone
shoots you down, but then you can always look to the magazine for someone
elses ideal of beauty, in any shape or form. Its like you live for perfection
I have what you call.. human like qualities about me, and I don't exactly
embrace them, i have long toes that are like 1/3 the size of my entire foot,
random scars all over my legs because i have two left feet. when i dont blow
dry my hair, it goes curly and its really soft yet some moose and wax makes
it go like POOF and then a comb over that way and a few scrunches makes it
hot like mike.
YES WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP TALKING ABOUT MIKE, because hes fucking awesome
and he brought me back a shirt and a sweater from the show in md since i was
not able to go when he came back from visiting his gf in nc, we might go back
in june to nags head again, theres something creepy about that town that just lures you back.
in other news...
my grandmother is going delerious talking about she wont be here
tomorrow, and her bedsore is now to the bone, they have her on
thickend water and pain meds up the ass.. I cant bare to look at her
her hair line is now at the ball of her head and i cant help but think
that gnats are flying up my nose.
HFS IS THIS WEEKEND COMING UP.
awesome awesomeeee. lock ready and loaded.
ty- needs to dye his eyebrows they dont match his hair
its fucking hill air e ass. kid has black hair and blonde
eyebrows much love though
I miss Onur and Its weird thinking about him, I feel like I have cooties.
I probably will end up drinking tonight, but the fact is recently the sight
of booze makes me sick to my stomach, earlier today when it was the
Hi you're my housewife make me food woman meal, there was cheap wine, I could
hardly take a sip. So maybe i'll do a bottoms up.
Somtimes I can barely bring myself to actually congure cuir.... congur hmm
enough whatever the fuck you want to call it, to tell someone
something? im being very vague because im not even sure what that
something is, although im aware of the.... very vage feelings i've yet
to come up with the words... or the way to intelligently tell the person
such things, because perhaps its beyond them and they will never understand
because you cant make someone feel or even attempt to explain something
or show them something, your not completly sure of but it just feels
like the right thing to do sometimes? it gives me butterflies and like
a death threat all at the same time.
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[10 May 2004|01:06pm] |
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Im sick, highly irratable... unsatisfied and all that other good complaing stuff. So hows not living up to your expectations having dreams about your ex and not being able to sleep at night. Im officially broke until next pay day which is this friday. I need some type of religion because this whole believing in books and what you are told as some type of past life isn't working for me. TV sucks, falling asleep in the car and waking up 2 inches from someone elses bumper makes you wake up real quick.
kill me.
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[26 Apr 2004|10:51am] |
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my curtains are soiled in pollen....
asshole you pee'd in the gene pool
canned food is a dangerous weapon. cleaning out your bag @
3 in the morning, lame.
I should sit in the movie theater all day
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[20 Apr 2004|10:23am] |
http://whfs.com
The Offspring
Papa Roach
O.A.R.
Yellowcard
Taking Back Sunday
Jay-Z
New Found Glory
Yeah Yeah Yeah's
P.O.D.
Cypress Hill
The Cure
The Living End
Jimmie's Chicken Shack
Violent Femmes
Modest Mouse
Okay sure you had eminem a few years ago....
no comment.
anywayyyyyyyy it looks pretty decent SO why not dish out 40 bucks
Saturday May 22!#%* whoop whoop
anyway besides having your eye closed off due to massive amounts of eye goo
shit has been pretty good
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[08 Apr 2004|12:16pm] |
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Acoustic trauma
Acoustic trauma refers to sudden hearing loss caused by exposure to loud noise. It is more common for gradual hearing loss to occur from long-term (chronic) exposure to loud noise than from a sudden (acute), loud burst of sound. Hearing loss may be temporary or permanent.
Common causes of acoustic trauma include:
Loud, electronically amplified music, such as live musical performances and home, auto, or portable stereo systems. Hearing loss is usually temporary. However, long-term exposure can cause permanent hearing loss.
Long-term exposure to industrial sounds, such as traffic, sirens, jet engines, power tools, chain saws, jackhammers, or hydraulic machinery.
Physical injury to the ear. Severe injury can cause rupture of the eardrum. Physical injury can result from:
A blow to the side of the head.
An explosive burst of sound close to the ear, such as from the deployment of an air bag during a motor vehicle accident.
Rapid changes in environmental pressure, such as from underwater diving or descending in an airplane.
Your ability to hear high-frequency sounds, such as bells and chimes, tends to be lost first, followed later by increasing difficulty hearing lower-frequency sounds, such as voices.
that is the biggest croc' of shit i've ever read
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